Covered in Bees
NOISE COMPLAINTS

amherstpolice:

10:40 p.m. — Police took a complaint of a loud party at Southpoint Apartments. Police responded and found no noise, just a tenant looking through a telescope at the moon.

I’ve never seen anything describe Amherst more perfectly or succinctly.

coelasquid:

I love the language in articles about despooking horses.

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

beesmygod:

did you know? sega stands for all the heros of the sonic franchise

sonic

eggman

gnuckles

amy the hedgehog

k8thescout:

sakibatch:

cerviceps:

I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter

here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.

[GASPS]

dont-take-it-seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

buzzfeedminusgifs:

15 Reasons Why Things

Can you believe this? Here’s another. I know, right? This is it. And this. Oh sure, how about that? This guy hasn’t even heard of it. And that. LOL. Haven’t we all? This. This. WOOOOOOOOO! Okay, that’s almost it. This.

awwww-cute:

Friends :)

awwww-cute:

Friends :)

cyrohzin:

tastefullyoffensive:

[safelyendangered]

"I’m sorry green Mario"

Dead